I can’t even call him Santorum anymore. My family calls him “anal goop guy” because no one can even stand the fact he’s an actual person, and he’s for real. (And if you knew my family, you’d understand how big that is.)
I swear. If he gets elected, I’m moving to Europe. It’s the last straw. I’m not watching my country burn under this asshole’s tyranny.
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.