don’t even try to tell me that they’re not going to make a second season for Hemlock Grove. that’s like not even a question.
facebook has me cackling already
oh my glob guys I just made a facebook
I’ve always thought that was strange. The way none of the schools I ever went to had a storm shelter in cases of tornadoes. We would all sit in the hallways side by side covering our heads. What the fuck does that do to keep us from flying out into the storm if the roof gets ripped off? “well it keeps you away from any windows or glass,” that is the least of the fucking concerns....
ostracizedpoodle: am i the only one who doesn’t have a tumblr
*lays in bed until I’m not hungry anymore*
I hope those kids are okay.
lorenzonoir: balenkiaga: lorenzonoir: balenkiaga: from nada to BALENCIAGA WHY ARE YOU FUCKING OUR ANTHEM UP. LIKE IT TAKES MORE $$$ TO BE AT PRADA THAN TO BE AT BALENCIAGA. OMFG I WAS TRYING TO RHYME! shit. #flow from nada to Givenchy. Now our world is really fucked up. Thanks.
yuriintroublenow: punching someone so hard part of your skin is torn off but you grow it back instantaneously also you punched their entire head off and it flew into a bell tower ron paul 2016
richwhitelesbian: bedbugs and beyond
I’m not sure what the trouble was that started all of this; the reasons all have run away but the feeling never did. It’s not something I would recommend, but it is a way to live.
I’m just the driver.
wilwheaton: I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
87daysbefore: remember when tumblr wasn’t about fandoms
I just want to ask my mother like “do you ever get tired of being fucking mean?”
epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife